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TITLE: Gerudo Valley
ALBUM: Super Smash Bros for 3DS
PLAYED: 14,420 times
Posted 5 hours ago on Sep 14th with 3,250 notes
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Tagged: #Super Smash Bros #Smash 4 #The Legend of Zelda

jpegheaven:

Allan Wexler.

Coffee Seeks Its Own Level. 1990. If one person alone lifts his cup, coffee overflows the other three cups. All four people need to coordinate their actions and lift simultaneously. Inspired by the principle “water seeks its own level”. I had been working on a series of projects using basic scientific principles learned in high school as a means to explore architectural issues.

Posted 5 hours ago on Sep 14th with 19,560 notes
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Tagged: #jum...

now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

Posted 7 hours ago on Sep 14th with 27,247 notes
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thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

dysfunctional family

Posted 7 hours ago on Sep 14th with 4,370 notes
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Tagged: #Super Smash Bros #Smash 4

dreaming-for-dragons:

dreamofserenity626:

HOLD IT! HOOOOLD EVERYTHING!

Didn’t even need to click on the gif or read what was bellow it to know who it was.

His voice rang through my head before I opened the gif.

Posted 7 hours ago on Sep 14th with 48,847 notes
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Tagged: #This is...interestig indeed #i wonder if it's true

lesbianbookclub:

I just laughed so fucking hard

Posted 11 hours ago on Sep 14th with 277,622 notes
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Tagged: #WOA

tauntbutton:

people: “There are too many sword users in Smash Bros”
me:image

people: “There’s no Wavedashing or L-Cancels in Smash 4, I’m not buying it”
me: image

people: “Duck Hunt Dog is a stupid character concept”

me:image

people: “Smash 4 Is gonna be just like brawl”

me:image

people: “Dark Pit’s gonna be a clone of Pit”

me: image

People: “Of all of Melee’s cut roster, they’re bringing back Dr. Mario?!

me: image

cubewatermelon:

She was supposed to be the next Magical Girl, but the dog touched the magical artifact first!

Now she has to help her pet fight evil and also prevent it from flying all over the place in search of bacon.

Inspired by a goofy skype conversation and not a real thing ;0

Posted 16 hours ago on Sep 14th with 8,069 notes
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Tagged: #lol #Magical Girl

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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Posted 16 hours ago on Sep 14th with 241,282 notes
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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

Posted 16 hours ago on Sep 14th with 70,659 notes
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Tagged: #What #the #legitimate #fuck

hoewarts:

xkalisto:

quanna78:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Why though? 😳

A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)

As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.

The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

Decorated with wax

Decorated with straw

Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 

 It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

Thank god you showed up before the 14 year old social justice bloggers did

Posted 1 day ago on Sep 14th with 77,354 notes
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Tagged: #Interesting

moldyonion:

jariu:

We need to make a better Fire Emblem deck for Cards Against Humanity at Cardcast.

the true reason I try to spread FE4 propaganda everywhere is so that more people will appreciate burning Sigurd jokes

I believe it

We need to make a better Fire Emblem deck for Cards Against Humanity at Cardcast.